Regarding Star Trek: Part Deux

Editor’s Note:  For those of you who haven’t taken in any of this spring’s theatrical releases (or previous years’ theatrical or video/DVD releases for that matter), or haven’t read the first 2 1/3 books of the Hunger Games trilogy, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe series, or the Gross Jokes series of books published sometime in the 80’s, please be forewarned.  The following self-serving soliloquy as offered up by its author is resplendent with spoilers…

"Regarding Star Trek: Part Deux"

Regarding Star Trek

I sit here on a Saturday afternoon in anticipation of consuming some leftover chicken enchiladas while I watch the SyFy channel marathon of Star Trek movies.   Within a matter of minutes, the first one will wrap up with the farce of Voyager VI causing problems for Earth unless it commits copious acts of unga-bunga with Commander Decker vicariously through its hot, bald, stoma sporting probe.   Sucks.  Bites.  Blows.   Ideally, the savants at…

"Regarding Star Trek"