Two days ago while I was at the auxiliary office doing wonderful things in the cafeteria with a lemon poppy seed muffin (namely masticating the hell out of it so as to perpetuate some semblance of a false positive for recent use of opioids), a call came in with news about the beloved TharpSter Truck. I haven’t discussed the truck lately, so allow me to bring you up to speed with it. A…"Go Fly A Kite"
Ladies and gentlemen, if you’re reading this it’s because June 1, 2012 at midnight plus ten minutes has come and gone. Anytime I publish a blog, I schedule it to publish at ten minutes after midnight. Why? It just seems like the thing to do, and that’s my style. Just so we’re clear and on the same page, I composed today’s dispatch last Sunday (05/27). That makes it truly a letter…"In Comes June"