Yes, I Saw Them Again
Well ladies and gentlemen, I've said it before and I'll say it again. There comes a time in all of our lives where we just...
Say ‘YEAH’!
Two points define a line, three points confirm it. I'm sure at one point (heh) or another, some highly trained and well intentioned education professional...
Gigs Between The MileStones
Reflecting back on the last ten years as they apply to my ability to jump into a crowd and join in on the collective receipt...
Coming Around & Going Around
Ladies and gentlemen, after all of these years of reading the voluminous dispatches of verbal brilliance delivered to you from a self-proclaimed stubby fingered vulgarian...
Excellence In Juxtaposition
Ladies and gentlemen, there's one thing you should probably know about my writing process. When I write, I subject myself to an auditory assault...
OMW 2 Fitty
Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here at the outset of my 49th birthday listening to my favorites on the iHeart Radio app of my AppleTV....
Go Fly A Kite
Drivers who hit and run need to go fly a kite.
The 3 Legged Stool
I sit here….. No, that's not right. I stand here at the kitchen counter consuming an Everything Bagel. A near empty bottle of...
2016 Urine Review
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over. You know what that means don't you? It's time to look back and assess what...
My Compromise
Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one.