A Holiday Rant

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas y’all.   Kinda.   Not.   Perhaps it’s me in my “advancing maturity” and burgeoning cynicism. I’ve about had it with that time of year which starts around the fourth Thursday in November and caps itself off with the typically illegal display of new year inspired neighborhood fireworks which are designed to force thunderstruck dogs to run laps around the couch, jump on the kitchen counters to rearrange your bucket…

"A Holiday Rant"

A Christmas Note

  Well there you go ladies and gentlemen.  The world is well on it’s way to hell in a hand basket.   Sony has stood up to the North Korean hackers in what can ultimately be described as a brilliant marketing scheme for a movie which for all intents and purposes (or tents and porpoises, take your pick) doesn’t deserve the hype.   Relations with Cuba are being normalized.   Canada is on the brink…

"A Christmas Note"

The Present I Really Wanted

“Okay everyone. Hang on and watch Randy open this one. You’ll want to see the look on his face.” I can’t really say I’ve ever heard that particular statement prior to tearing into a Christmas or birthday present. Naturally, I proceeded with a tad bit of hesitance. When I unwrapped it, I thought it was pretty darned cool. It was a set if 4 dust mops to put on the feet of your beloved pet…

"The Present I Really Wanted"

Christmas Day

Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s Christmas.   We’ve made it past the Mayan Apocalypse.  At the same time we have another apocalypse looming around the corner as we start to fully realize the horrific impacts which result from the suffrage of the ill and uninformed.   I won’t get political at this point though.   If you’re reading this post, I would like to think that it’s after you’ve given this day it’s proper due. …

"Christmas Day"