Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our normally scheduled programming in order to bring you an act of marital bliss currently underway at the A&P. Never mind the young gentlemen bagging groceries up front as he tries to gain the affections of a sweet young thing by taking a stand against his boss. The real action is going on elsewhere. Specifically, we’re going to aisle 3 where a couple is having a discussion near…"Marital Bliss In Aisle 3"
Back in my college days, I was subjected to a plethora of short stories in various English and Literature classes. The presumption here was that these particular stories had successfully made their mark on the world as prime examples of interpretive or escapist literature. Whatever. Among those stories was one with Sherlock Holmes, another one about some guys spreading tar on a hot roof as they ogle and gawk at a bikini clad…"Strawberries, Dipping Chocolate, & Personal Hygiene"