Rigging The Smell Test

Ok people, listen up or you’re going to miss something here.   You should be advised right here and now that I’m not here to whine and bitch and moan about my advancing maturity as I live out the remaining months of my 40’s.  Believe me, I could.  I spent the day with a couple of guys who are 5-6 years my junior discussing gall bladder issues, pendulous testicles, a recent rectal exam, a pending…

"Rigging The Smell Test"

More Brutality Ahead

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.   *squirms*   It’s not every day that I sit here at the command center of the most insightful website on the whole worldwide web and fidget looking for a bit of comfort.   *frantically searches the command center for a pillow*   Ok, listen up.  This isn’t going to be the normal thousand words of verbal brilliance you’re accustomed to around here.  With that in mind, I’m just going…

"More Brutality Ahead"

Colluding and Stuff

Ladies and gentlemen, I sit here in my nipple laden corpulence listening to selected offerings from the early 90’s when grunge hit the scene and dispensed with the pop metal which littered the late 80’s.  The news hit this morning that Soundgarden front man Chris Cornell ended his life last night.   It’s sad that so many bands which graced that era with some pretty gosh darned good music have lost their members to their…

"Colluding and Stuff"

Ifs & Butts

I have this friend on Facebook who I literally haven’t seen in over 30 years.  We were friends growing up, having attended the same schools and church throughout our formative years.  Needless to say, our paths have diverged since our senior year in high school, and we don’t appear to have common views on the way things should be run in this country.   A few months ago, after visiting a WWII concentration camp, he…

"Ifs & Butts"

Quittin’

Thursday, 11/03 and Wednesday, 11/09 will most likely go down in history as some of the most unproductive dates produced by the year 2016.   Reason being is that the previous evening for both of those dates dictated that those of us interested in the outcome of this year’s World Series and the Presidential election stay up for hours beyond our regular bedtime to see if our collective dogs in the race were going to…

"Quittin’"