Nearly six years ago, my dear friends, I shared a nifty little nugget of creamy, bacon flavored goodness with the world. Since then, the world has changed. You don’t need me to outline all of those changes because you can see it. You can smell it. You can taste it. You can feel the burn in your eye because you failed to wash your hand after handling the jalapeno but before scratching said eyeball. I’m…"Dip Construction"
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over and what do we have to show for it? Okay, to be honest, there’s plenty we have to show for it. I got some stuff done this year gosh darn it. Granted, to review the combined output of this year’s entries here on the most poignant website on the whole worldwide web, one would think I’ve done nothing this year but to bitch and…"God’s Little Fidget Spinner"
…And then there was that time when in early November we returned to our home church after an absence of several years and life subsequently presented us with new and less than wonderful opportunities we generally viewed as unfortunate. I won’t call it luck or karma. I don’t generally…. Oh look, I got some cream cheese on my colon. Ok, let me offer up a moment of full transparency here. As I…"The Problems That I Have"
First you say it. Then you do it. A certain family friendly comedian used to include that statement in a bit he did years ago. I’m pretty sure it was in relation to wearing clean underwear. Sadly, that particular comedian has been disgraced as a result of the unmasking of his own bad behavior. Needless to say, I feel it’s now necessary to take some steps I would really rather not take. …"Standing Up"
Ladies and gentlemen, after all of these years of reading the voluminous dispatches of verbal brilliance delivered to you from a self-proclaimed stubby fingered vulgarian via a worldwide network of machinery designed to deliver the highest quality digital content ranging from small animals doing cute things to cute things doing small animals, you should know at least one specific thing about me. I shit thee not. If I’ve taken the time to enter…"Coming Around & Going Around"