I sit here post-epiphany in my blue walled StudyTorium ensconced in the nostalgic flotsam and jetsam of my youth while imbibing a cherry flavored Diet Dr. Pepper. Hang on, I gotta pee. *pause for effect* I’m not going to mince words with today’s eye catching, attention grabbing salvo of verbal brilliance. There won’t be any poignant ponderances about how sometimes you just gotta [insert something witty right here]. There won’t…"The Dispatch of Left Eye Squinty"
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over and what do we have to show for it? Okay, to be honest, there’s plenty we have to show for it. I got some stuff done this year gosh darn it. Granted, to review the combined output of this year’s entries here on the most poignant website on the whole worldwide web, one would think I’ve done nothing this year but to bitch and…"God’s Little Fidget Spinner"
Well ladies and gentlemen, I’ll say this. There comes a point in all of our lives in which prevailing external forces are pretty belligerent about sharing unwanted news with you. That’s regardless of whether you even want to hear it or not. Case in point, let’s talk about my goofy vision. For those of you who are new to the wonder and amazement that is TharpSter.Org, I need to give you…"Call Me A Relic Call Me What You Will"
Last year while I was battling the less than palatable presence of Left Eye Squinty as presented by a corneal edema, the doctor who treated me was firmly ensconced in the 21st century and all of it’s amenities. Instead of scribbling his notes about my predicament into my file or dictating them into some sort of micro cassette recorder, he had a headset hooked up to a PC there in the exam room, and…"As Dictated To Siri"
Suffice to say, Left Eye Squinty appears to have exited stage…. Well. Left. Not a moment too soon if you ask me. Last year’s bout with a corneal edema threw my world into a blurry state of light sensitivity and general itchiness. My eye bothered me too. I had to wear my glasses, which were littered with a very old prescription not worthy of even attempting to assist my visual impairment. …"Books ‘N Stuff"