Altering Pressure
Here’s a surefire method for dispensing with unwanted meetings and callers.
A Year of Adhocracy
It’s amazing what a colonoscopy followed up by cataract surgery can do for Anal Glaucoma.
The Dispatch of Left Eye Squinty
I sit here post-epiphany in my blue walled StudyTorium ensconced in the nostalgic flotsam and jetsam of my youth while imbibing a cherry flavored Diet...
God’s Little Fidget Spinner
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over and what do we have to show for it? Okay, to be honest, there's plenty...
Call Me A Relic Call Me What You Will
Well ladies and gentlemen, I'll say this. There comes a point in all of our lives in which prevailing external forces are pretty belligerent...
As Dictated To Siri
Last year while I was battling the less than palatable presence of Left Eye Squinty as presented by a corneal edema, the doctor who treated...
Books ‘N Stuff
Suffice to say, Left Eye Squinty appears to have exited stage.... Well. Left. Not a moment too soon if you ask me. Last year's bout...
Reluctantly Bi
Focal, that is. Suffice to say, you're favorite blogger on the whole worldwide web has pretty bad vision. It all started in 1978...
10 LBS. of Crap in a 5 LB. Bag
For whatever reason there is, ladies and gentlemen, I don't really pay attention to the news and current events on the weekends. Sure, I...