“Okay everyone. Hang on and watch Randy open this one. You’ll want to see the look on his face.” I can’t really say I’ve ever heard that particular statement prior to tearing into a Christmas or birthday present. Naturally, I proceeded with a tad bit of hesitance. When I unwrapped it, I thought it was pretty darned cool. It was a set if 4 dust mops to put on the feet of your beloved pet…"The Present I Really Wanted"
For what it’s worth, I’m all about getting as much use out my stuff that I can. It has nothing to do with being frugal with my resources or mindful of the environment or hippy dippy crap like that. I’m just of the thought that if a device is equipped with the capabilities to help perform a certain task or two, then its capabilities should be exploited to their fullest extent. Case in…"Adventures In Consolidating Resources"
Have I ever mentioned that my pit bull Hope is an attention whore? Of course I have. For those of you who don’t know this little tidbit, allow me to provide some background. For those of you who do know, I need you to bear with me. I have to paint sketch the background in order to make the joke work. Hope is an attention whore. I would expect a lot of that behavior is…"Drawing Hope"
I don’t really want to spend a whole lot of time here on TharpSter.Org reviewing movies. That’s not to say I won’t do it though. Sometimes, it becomes necessary to do so in order to vent another spark of verbal brilliance which periodically ignites between my ears, like when I walk on the carpeted floor while wearing socks and no shoes. This last week for Christmas, I gave the CFO a DVD of the movie…"Solicitors & Unicorns"