Dark Knight Steps Up
This summer's offering of cinematic masterpieces and the feeble attempts which fell pathetically short strike me as no different than any other offering handed down...
Sunday Night
The most depressing thing about a Sunday night is that it precedes Monday morning. The weekend is winding down and in a matter of 12...
Tough Sh*t – A Review
Ladies and gentlemen, in a pure and uninterrupted display of irony, I participated in metaphor this morning. I didn't even do it on purpose. ;...
Attack Of The Pizza Gods
In the last month, I've tried to be militant about getting my workouts in. Today when I got home from a day in front of...
Today’s Epiphany
As a result of my self diagnosed case of OCD, I sit here at lunch (chicken sandwich, tater tots, starlight mints) listening to the radio,...
That Which Irritates Me
Like it or not ladies and gentlemen, there's nothing like a groggy Monday morning to inspire cynical blog material. Granted, a Monday morning usually...
Dumb Jokes & Exciting Videos
Well ladies and gentlemen, as promised in yesterday's blog I spent time in the backyard starter kit this morning reading The Restaurant At The End...
Earth In Peril: New Rotation Could Cause Problems For The Planet
The Earth's rotation has recently experienced an anomaly in its rotation according to lead scientists with NASA and the US Geological Service. It's currently unknown...
A New Kind Of Reception
Okay, so even though you're reading this on the 5th of July, it was composed on July 4th. ; Any other time in which this...
A Toe For A Tow
Well, ladies and gentlemen, today has been a doozy. Aside from taking Faith to the vet to liberate her of a broken toe, my kids...