Dip Construction

Nearly six years ago, my dear friends, I shared a nifty little nugget of creamy, bacon flavored goodness with the world. Since then, the world has changed.  You don’t need me to outline all of those changes because you can see it. You can smell it. You can taste it. You can feel the burn in your eye because you failed to wash your hand after handling the jalapeno but before scratching said eyeball. I’m…

"Dip Construction"

God’s Little Fidget Spinner

Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over and what do we have to show for it?   Okay, to be honest, there’s plenty we have to show for it.  I got some stuff done this year gosh darn it.   Granted, to review the combined output of this year’s entries here on the most poignant website on the whole worldwide web, one would think I’ve done nothing this year but to bitch and…

"God’s Little Fidget Spinner"

The Problems That I Have

…And then there was that time when in early November we returned to our home church after an absence of several years and life subsequently presented us with new and less than wonderful opportunities we generally viewed as unfortunate.   I won’t call it luck or karma.  I don’t generally….   Oh look, I got some cream cheese on my colon.   Ok, let me offer up a moment of full transparency here.  As I…

"The Problems That I Have"

Coming Around & Going Around

Ladies and gentlemen, after all of these years of reading the voluminous dispatches of verbal brilliance delivered to you from a self-proclaimed stubby fingered vulgarian via a worldwide network of machinery designed to deliver the highest quality digital content ranging from small animals doing cute things to cute things doing small animals, you should know at least one specific thing about me.   I shit thee  not.   If I’ve taken the time to enter…

"Coming Around & Going Around"

The Pot Diaries

As I march forth in my ill-conceived and clumsy endeavor to age gracefully, I find it only necessary to begin taking part in all of the activities which are required for men of my gender and age to undergo.   I spent my late 20’s, all of my 30’s, and a better part of my 40’s doing “Dad-related” things focused around tormenting the kids with cold water wake-ups, undesirable chores, asset seizures, and general harassment. …

"The Pot Diaries"