More Brutality Ahead

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.

 

*squirms*

 

It’s not every day that I sit here at the command center of the most insightful website on the whole worldwide web and fidget looking for a bit of comfort.

 

*frantically searches the command center for a pillow*

 

Ok, listen up.  This isn’t going to be the normal thousand words of verbal brilliance you’re accustomed to around here.  With that in mind, I’m just going to give you a little background, identify the issue and it’s suggested resolution, and then just scoot right on outta here.

 

Okay?

 

As such, I’ll continue to fidget a little.

 

Background:

TharpSter turned 49 yesterday, and decided it was time to go get himself one of those “aging man” physicals that involves activities which have to this point, kept the aforementioned blogger from participating in such behavior.

 

Issue:

With a mere 364 days and 14 hours to go before turning 50, an exclusively outbound route at TharpSter.Org encountered an inbound event which served to unnerve one of the internet’s most accurate providers of Macedonian Content to his very core.

 

The individual who perpetrated the inbound event suggested another inbound event to be performed by a specialist.

 

The aforementioned Macedonian Content provider subsequently contacted the office of the specialist he was referred to in order to schedule an appointment.  Said specialist happens to share a name with that of deceased professional from the world of boxing.

 

Question:

Just how smart is it to frequent a proctologist who shares a name with someone who could not only float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, but also beat the hell out of people for a living?

Randy Tharp

TharpSter is a husband to one woman, a father to two kids, a master to two dogs, an occasional cubical occupant, and unable to make up his mind on an adequate theme for this website.

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