Well ladies and gentlemen, I have a doozy for you.
I can’t write it tonight though.
Sadly, the demands of my social calendar require that I be away from the laptop where I pour out vast quantities of verbal brilliance for an otherwise dull internet.
So consider this, my dear reader.
Tomorrow’s dispatch will stand as the living embodiment of life imitating art.
In the meantime, break out your copies of The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Iron Man II, Captain America, and Thor. A couple of them are pretty darn good.
It wouldn’t hurt to review Pulp Fiction or Snakes On Plane either.
Watch them and get caught up on the back stories of the various participants in the defined benefit plan hosted by Shield.
On Tuesday, they all come together on DVD in The Avengers.
You know the one. That’s the movie featuring the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson in skin tight attire and loaded for bear (or bare).