An Announcement From TharpSter.Org

In light of recent remarks and actions taken by TharpSter as the primary content provider of TharpSter.Org, the Board of Directors has unanimously voted in favor of a one day suspension for this sites author.

 

Whereas his dry humor, no pancake eating, unemotional bravado precludes him from offering any real sincere, heart felt apology for publishing less than public information about a former roommate’s alter ego, the Board of Directors here at TharpSter.Org wants to take this opportunity to express publicly a sense of regret for the comparisons made by TharpSter of the previously mentioned alter ego to a cross between Darkman, Jean Valjean, the Phantom of the Opera (the Webber version) and Silent Bob.

 

The comparison was dead on in the opinion of the Board, and suggests the reason it was so damn funny because it was so damn true.

 

None the less, the Board acknowledges that the misguided comment placed by one Mr. K.  has revealed a minor level of embarrassment which can only be tempered by the fact that TharpSter and Mr. K. are the only two individuals who know the true identity of the person who once sought to re-engineer their identity by means of a raincoat.  No offense to Kevin (Silent Bob) Smith.  It works for him.

 

TharpSter will return tomorrow with a blog inspired the current political climate, or some piece of crap inspired by something that he encountered during the days leading up to his staycation from Cubeville.

 

NachosIn the meantime, TharpSter had some kick-ass chicken nachos from Freebirds this evening.  A few hours after the incident, the challenging odors hailing from his lower extremities are making it very difficult for members of the board to sit in the same room with him and pass judgment on his literary indiscretions without gagging from the eye watering, gut wrenching funk produced by the metabolism of deceased poultry combined with various forms of dairy and an avocado or two.

Randy Tharp

TharpSter is a husband to one woman, a father to two kids, a master to two dogs, an occasional cubical occupant, and unable to make up his mind on an adequate theme for this website.

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