Dear White House….


From: TharpSter

Date: August 4, 2009

RE: Facts Are Stubborn Things

I wanted to take this opportunity to respond to your offer regarding the scuttlebutt which is spreading around about the proposed universal healthcare systems in which the President and Congress are currently proposing to the American people as a means of “reducing costs”. As I’m sure your mailbox will encounter a deluge of responses in the coming days by a healthy combination of Kool-aid drinking minions, sycophantic media types, and Porkulus funded community organizers, I wanted to take advantage of the chance as one outside of the previously stated paradigm to provide you with some insight on the talk that is out there.

It’s a safe assumption the page I’ve linked in the RE section of this memo will be taken down from the White House website when it backfires on you, so I’ve posted a picture of your request for assistance below:

Just to clarify, the highlighted section in the posted picture states the following:

There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care.  These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation.  Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to

I just wanted to let you know that the information I have passed on in my blogs on the matter do not serve to misinform the American public about what is being proposed. That is, of course, unless the information in the bill currently being discussed, debated, created, and altered in the House of Representative is just a brilliant collection of lies and falsehoods specifically crafted to tie into a hangman’s noose about two feet of the lower intestinal tracks of those of us who love our freedom.

I don’t know if TOTUS and his symbiont have read said bill yet. If members of Congress are following the lead of John Conyers, then I would imagine a majority of the gang will scoff and probably tell you they haven’t read the 1000 page (give or take) monster, so it wouldn’t surprise me if a full perusal of Freedom Assault ’09 has not been initiated within the White House either. I would imagine that when the bill does get fully read, you will understand why Americans are up in arms about the proposed legislation and that “Facts Are Stubborn Things”.

Randy Tharp

TharpSter is a husband to one woman, a father to two kids, a master to two dogs, an occasional cubical occupant, and unable to make up his mind on an adequate theme for this website.

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